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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

souleaterevansdeathscythe:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:


-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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-Dialing 42 42 564

SSSSSHHHHHHH nobody has to know

(Source: zudilio, via raggedyangelin221b)

  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
nudityandnerdery: dianariggslegs: Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women. Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women. Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever. Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon. The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him. Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

nudityandnerdery:

dianariggslegs:

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever.

Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon.

The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him.

Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

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gaiusthegallifreyangoblin: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: itsjust-a-magictrick: ravengoodwoman: #all i see is sassy gay sherlock #like you come to him after you get dumped #and you’re like ‘i can’t believe it we were so happy and then he just dumped me out of nowhere’ #and this is just his reply #’oh forget him he’s an idiot. now let’s go scarf shopping Let’s go scarf shopping. Let’s go scarf shopping. I’m feeling there could be bromance between Sherlock and Merlin here

gaiusthegallifreyangoblin:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

itsjust-a-magictrick:

ravengoodwoman:

#all i see is sassy gay sherlock
#like you come to him after you get dumped
#and you’re like ‘i can’t believe it we were so happy and then he just dumped me out of nowhere’
#and this is just his reply
#’oh forget him he’s an idiot. now let’s go scarf shopping

Let’s go scarf shopping.

Let’s go scarf shopping.

I’m feeling there could be bromance between Sherlock and Merlin here

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